- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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knock knock go away!!!

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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