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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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