- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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