Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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7+5=12

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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