- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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