- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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