Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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willam dafoe

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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