where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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Anti Joke

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