knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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No soup for you!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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I like touching my boobs

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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