- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Albino African Americans

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Knock, Knock Come in

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

these are shit

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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