- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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