- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Rebecca Black's career.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

world society

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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