- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

i just wrote this so hard

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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