A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Penis.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Anti Joke

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