- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

No soap radio

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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