If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Albert your flies undone.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Anti Joke

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