- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

whats up and also down? your mum

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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