- Anti Joke

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.