miha kako si?

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Your mom is so nice.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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