What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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