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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Caca.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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