- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

9/11 my birthday

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

homosexual

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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