robin, get in the car.

Netflix and chill

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Patriarchy.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Where's my tractor?

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Penis

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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