What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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I am a women

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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