- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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