Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

poop.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

Obama

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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