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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why is the ground wet It rained

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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