- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Me

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Face...tastes like chicken!

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