- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Women's rights

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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