Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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what goes boo a sock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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