- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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