theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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Jimmy Saville

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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