You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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