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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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