- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Women's rights

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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