Why is the ground wet It rained

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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