- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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