a man checks his mypsace

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

what's white and sticky semen

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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