- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

penis

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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