- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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