- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Caca.

There's a god, just kidding.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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