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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Caolan and Eamon

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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