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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Terry has ebola

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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