- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

do you have a wife?

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

A hill billy went fishing

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