- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Jesus Christ

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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