a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

The WNBA.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

John Cena for president

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Donald Trump.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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