- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

A sober Irish individual.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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