Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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I had a lemon. hi.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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You having friends.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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