Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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cats are pussies

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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