Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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He--Hey guys

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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