What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Jesus Christ

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Your mam is so fat.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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