What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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That is so fetch

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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dyslexic's Untie

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Face Hunter is scum

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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