Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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