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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel