- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Sex education in Texas.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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