whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Yo mama so fat.

here kitty kitty

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Dyslexia ruels!

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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