- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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