Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

The word "Walter" is never funny.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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