- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Face...tastes like chicken!

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Bob Saget

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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