Romans rights.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Logan's gay

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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