three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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