Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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