- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

I am a mime

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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