What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Who is it?

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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read me write me

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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Okay.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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