I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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The Morman Religion.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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Ben Affleck

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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