- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

i just wrote this so hard

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

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