- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

360 NO SCOPE

boobs!

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

I have an erection My mom!

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

c-? men, C-men

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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