Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Ain't idn't a word.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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