- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Replacement Referees

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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