- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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