- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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