- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

rocky is here again.......................

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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