What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Call of Duty is a good game.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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