- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

sorry got to poo

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

I have a horse.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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