- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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