The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Barbara Streisand

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What is cowboy say

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