yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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