I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

roy g biv

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

andrew wagner

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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