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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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