What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

masturbating on a tarc bus

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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