What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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