Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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