Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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