- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Women's rights.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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