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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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