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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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