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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Jimmy Saville

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Jimmy Saville

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies