an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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