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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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