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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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