What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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karn chevalier

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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