What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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