A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Fart

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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