- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.