Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

I don't believe in giraffes.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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