A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Joesph Triphook.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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rocky is here again.......................

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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