What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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