Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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womens rights

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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