- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Women's rights.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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