- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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