What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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hello

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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