- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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