- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob Saget

My wife made me a sandwich

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Urban ghettos

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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