PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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