Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Yo mama's fat.

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

I like poop in my butt

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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