Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

I <3 Hitler

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Honk if you're Amish!

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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