- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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your mom is so fat.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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