Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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what's black? a lot of things.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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ur gey

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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PENIS lol

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