What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Knock Knock! F*ck off

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Coldpaly is a good band

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