- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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