Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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