a black guy walks into a black bar

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Womens rights.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Read a Book.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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